Actually useful

Electric Baby Nail File From Newborn to Grown-Up

Nail Clippers Built Like They Belong in a Toolbox

Baby Bibs That Catch Food Before the Lap Does

Bristled Banana Teether Held by Its Own Peel

Baby Bottle Drying Rack Planted With Plastic Grass

Tongue Scrapers for the Toothbrush's Other Job

Two-Handed Back Scratcher to Retire the Doorframe

Electric Flosser Using Floss, Not Water

A Battery Organizer With Its Tester in the Middle

A Coin Holder Where Quarters Never Mix With Pennies

The Toiletry Bag You Hang Rather Than Unpack

Pop-Up Changing Tent Whose Floor Lets the Sand Out

Luggage Straps That Make Two Bags One Pull

The Cup Holder That Straps to a Suitcase Handle

Countertop Dishwasher With the Water Tank Inside

Drawer Spice Rack With the Labels Facing Up

The Patio Table That Opens Into a Cooler and a Bar

The Screen Tent You Unfold at Mosquito Hour

The Fabric Shaver That Cuts Pills, Not Sweaters

The Office Chair Blanket You Sit Into

The Neck Pillow Under an Oversized Hood

Dog Grooming Vacuum With the Clippers on the Hose

The Eye Massager That Takes Its Orders From a Phone

The Dog Water Bottle With Its Own Fold-Out Trough

The Dog Car Seat Cover With a Floor Over the Footwell

Pet Travel Bowl Whose Rim Hangs Over Its Own Water

Nearly Six Feet of Dog Ramp Folded Into a Slab

Port Plugs for the Lightning-Era iPhone

A Massage-Table Face Cradle for Your Own Bed

The Magnetic Glasses Holder for Your Shirt

A Fur Scraper for Carpet the Vacuum Gave Up On

An Orthopedic Sofa for the Senior Dog

A Drying Dock for Boots, Gloves and Helmets

A Lit Vanity Mirror for the Sun Visor

The Packing Cubes with a Compression Zipper

The Neon Handle Wrap for Spotting Your Suitcase

Four Hooks for the Back of the Headrest

The 12-Inch Clip-On Rearview Mirror

A Dry Mop for Homes Full of Shed Hair

An Ottoman with a Fireproof File Box Inside